I’ve been sitting here for the past three hours or so not actively trying to edit my creative writing paper due tomorrow at 9 a.m.
My professor does not like that I referred to this kid as a serial killer, and she would prefer I refer to him as a war criminal. I don’t much care for this tip, but I’ma do it anyway because she’ll like it better, and she’s the one grading it - not me, etc. So I’m actively on Google trying to research war criminals because I do not know any famous ones off the top of my head other than George W. Bush, but he doesn’t really fit for the paper. I’m Googling and Googling, but it is not producing any results.
Finally, I get it in my head. “Maybe I’ll check out this Bing thing - see what all the fuss is about; are those commercials correct?”
I Google Bing. Click on the link to Bing. Type in “famous war criminals,” and mother of fucking God - it produced better results. My entire life has been a lie.
But I still fucking love Google because check out their new doodle.
Also, remember when Google made it snow? and had the pride flag?
Google does tricks: “do a barrel roll” and “tilt.”