Fangirl Challenge - [03/10 Books]The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
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The Doctor Dances
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I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.
Oscar Wilde (via quotesandnonsense)(via nihidea)
“In March, due to a natural phenomenon, Siberia’s Lake Baikal is particularly amazing to photograph. The temperature, wind and sun cause the ice crust to crack and form beautiful turquoise blocks or ice hummocks on the lake’s surface.”
Photograph by Alex El Barto.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
OMG.
There was this girl. There was this girl in my modern drama class who looked HELLA fucking familiar. I kept asking my friends after her, wondering where the fuck I knew her from. She’s the one who called me out during her performance project and I came out to the whole class. So all this time I thought I must’ve known her from somewhere more personal. But, no. Where the fuck do I know her from? I know her from work. Exactly one year ago today, I filmed this girl at a parade. She was one of the people with a booth at the parade! She was a high schooler who worked on a freaking literary magazine. And I just now saw her in my video I made for the parade for my job because today I filmed the very same parade and I wanted to double check what my last video looked like, so they wouldn’t be too similar, and omg. There she is. Her name and everything. No wonder she was so familiar to me. I must’ve spent ten minutes editing her clips. Holy shit.
- May 18
- , 2013
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not to sound like a broken record, but why do networks prematurely cancel my favorite shows?
Ellen and Portia being ridiculously adorable as usual
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What’s the last offensive joke you laughed at? [x]
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lol right? fucking mom van. i guess it’s got all the cool gadget stuff.. but like, drive the batmobile then.
exactly. Claudia could make the batmobile. she could be driving a tricked out, gadget-filled ride by her own design. she is that smart. she makes everything! but no, she has to drive a fucking prius.
- May 15
- , 2013




